(Spoken)
"Guys, what do we have next?"

"Sport."

"NO!"

"Why do you hate it?"

(Sung)
Well I have the speed of a snail, the grace of a beached whale and the strength of a butterfly.
I'm getting bashed and bruised, grazed, cut and misused, hit by balls and petrified.

And my teacher would retort:
He wrote this on my report:

"Your daughter can't play sports.
She would be defeated by a drunken chimpanzee.
Your daughter can't play sports.
I thought 'F' was too good, so I gave her 'G.'"
Please don't laugh, that's what he did report.
He told my mama that I can't play sports.

Everyone else passed, cause they were either fast, strong, balanced or could really flex.
I was in the bottom 3 (the lowest score was me!) and I would cet a complex.

And my teacher would retort:
He wrote this on my report:

"Your daughter can't play sports.
She would be defeated by a drunken chimpanzee.
Your daughter can't play sports.
I thought 'F' was too good, so I gave her 'G.'"
Please don't laugh, that's what he did report.
He told my mama that I can't play sports.

Come on throw the ball over here!

"No way, even though you're near!"

Hello! I'm no blocked, I'm free!

"I know but you're so gumby!"

Well what do you expect from a sporting reject?

And my teacher would retort:
He wrote this on my report:

"Your daughter can't play sports.
She would be defeated by a drunken chimpanzee.
Your daughter can't play sports.
I thought 'F' was too good, so I gave her 'G.'"
Please don't laugh, that's what he did report.
He told my mama that I can't play sports.

He told my mama that I can't play sports.