High School Musical

Rating: -1,000,000,000,000,000 stars

Plot: Severley lacking.

Anyway, an ugly guy who can't sing, dance or act falls in love with a random chick at a school (Was it Hell High School?) and decides to join the Musical crew and play basketball at the same time. Very gripping... Not! And then some other talentless chick and her brother (who share a very creepy relationship, even though she says she has a crush on the ugly dude. In fact, I think she's better off with Basil Brush, but anyway...) decide to take over the show. What happens next is not worth paying good money to waste on this DVD/Video/Movie. Let's just say that this is sooo predictable.

The three most (un)important Characters:
Ashley Tisdale- Evil chick with her brother
Zac Efron- Ugly dude, most famous for making my eyes and ears bleed. Oh the pain.
Vannessa Hudgens- Random chick with absolutely horrible taste in men.

My opinion: I HATE IT!!!! It is CRAP. Don't waste your money on it. Buy a Tommy the Turtle pillow instead and throw it at people. That is way more amusing. In fact, even just staring at the pillow will bring better quality entertainment. I'm now off to watch a good movie, such as Top Gun. Tommy the Turtle is so FUNNY! But anyway, see you all later and I warn you about the adverse affect this movie has on your eyes and ears. I suffered huge trauma.