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When flying, try to stay in the middle of the air. Do not go near the edges of it. The edges of the air can be recognized by the appearance of ground, buildings, sea, trees and interstellar space. It is much more difficult to fly there.
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Abby: But all I drank was Red Bull!
Kate: How many?
Abby: ...18
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Abby: McGee, you are a God amongst men...
Me: I'll second that!
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Proverbs 27:17
People learn from one another, just as iron sharpens iron.
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Abby: But all I drank was Red Bull!
Kate: How many?
Abby: ...18
***
Abby: McGee, you are a God amongst men...
Me: I'll second that!
--
Proverbs 27:17
People learn from one another, just as iron sharpens iron.
--
Abby: But all I drank was Red Bull!
Kate: How many?
Abby: ...18
***
Abby: McGee, you are a God amongst men...
Me: I'll second that!
--
Proverbs 27:17
People learn from one another, just as iron sharpens iron.
--
Abby: But all I drank was Red Bull!
Kate: How many?
Abby: ...18
***
Abby: McGee, you are a God amongst men...
Me: I'll second that!
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